Finding Nemo Audition Material: Bruce, Anchor and Chum
Characters - Bruce, Anchor and Chum
Song - Fish are Friends
[BRUCE]
Fish are friends
[ANCHOR]
Fish are friends
[CHUM]
Fish are friends
[SHARKS]
Not food
Though we have long sharp teeth
We're nice sharks underneath
We know that fish are friends
Not food
[CHUM, spoken]
Well, sometimes we know
[SHARKS]
Sure, we could eat you whole
But we have self-control
We know that fish are friends
Not food
[MARLIN, spoken]
I'd like to be your friend!
BRUCE]
The stress of life in the ocean
Will lead to emotional eating
[ANCHOR AND CHUM]
(Yes it will!)
[BRUCE]
When you need help gettin' through it
And kelp just won't do it
Don't start feeding
[SHARKS]
Swim to our meeting
Oh, yes, we've seen the light
Each day we fight the fight
To curb our appetite
And change our attitude
[BRUCE]
Fish are friends
[ANCHOR]
Fish are friends
[BRUCE]
Fish are friends
CHUM]
Fish are food
[BRUCE AND ANCHOR]
No!
[SHARKS]
Fish are friends
Not food
[BRUCE, spoken]
Like we rehearsed, gentlemen
[SHARKS]
(Do do do do do do)
[MARLIN, spoken]
Look! That mask belonged to the diver that took my son!
[DORY, spoken]
Harpo?
[MARLIN, spoken]
Nemo! What do these markings mean? I can't read human
[DORY, spoken]
Hey look, sharks! I bet they can help!
MARLIN, spoken]
No, Dory!
[DORY, spoken]
If you could just–
[MARLIN, spoken]
Gimme that!
[DORY, spoken]
I know what to–
*snap*
Ow!
[MARLIN, spoken]
Oh, I'm sorry, is your nose bleeding?
[DORY, spoken]
You really clocked me there!
[BRUCE, spoken]
Ooh, that's good
[ANCHOR AND CHUM, spoken]
Intervention!
[BRUCE]
I need a little taste
[ANCHOR AND CHUM, spoken]
No!
[BRUCE]
Why let 'em go to waste?
[ANCHOR AND CHUM]
Bruce!
Remember, fish are friends, not food!
[ANCHOR, spoken]
Remember the steps!
[ANCHOR AND CHUM]
He's really not so bad
He never knew his dad
[BRUCE]
I need some food!
I need some food!
I need some food!
[MARLIN, spoken]
There's no way out!
[DORY, spoken]
Es-ca-pay!
That's funny, it's spelled the same as “escape”
[MARLIN, spoken]
Dory, you can read?
[DORY, spoken]
I can read? I can read!
[MARLIN, spoken]
Well, read the mask! Uh-oh
[BRUCE]
I've got you in my sight
DORY]
Ahh!
[BRUCE]
I'm having fish tonight!
[DORY, spoken]
This way!
[ANCHOR AND CHUM]
Remember, fish are friends
Remember, fish are friends
Remember, fish are friends
[BRUCE, spoken]
Swim away! Swim away!
[ANCHOR AND CHUM]
Not food
Backing track to rehearse and audition with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxsr_9PgZ50
Monologues
Bruce: Hello, my names Bruce. Looks like you’ve stumbled on a little party we’re having. Well, would you look at this lot of bloodthirsty barnacles. Did everyone follow the assignment and bring a guest with them today? Let’s all say the pledge! Oh yes we’ve seen the light! Each day we fight the fight to curb our appetite. Fish are friends not food.